Absentee Dad Why are you so mad?
Is it because despite you not one of your kids is bad?
You should be happy indeed
I mean who doesn't want their kids to succeed?
Remember all the fun you and the kids had
Oh wait, is that why you're so sad
Must be rough being an absentee dad
Now that your kids are grown I'm sure they'll make time for you
Probably the same time you made for them at 1, 10, 12 and 22
You remember all those missed father and son fun days, don't you?
Well absentee Dad I bid you adieu